Housekeeper
If I was very rich, an expensive car would not be the first thing I'd buy. Nope, I'd hire a housekeeper! If there's something I really, really, hate besides paprika and those hot-air hand driers in public toilets, it's cooking and washing up and housework in general. I know some people get satisfaction out of it... but I don't. I just spend the entire time thinking about what other things I could or should be doing.
Even now I have a cleaner come in every week, but it's not enough. She doesn't cook for me and I manage to mess the place up within 48 hours. I need more! It's a good incentive to earn shitloads of money I suppose. Then again, my mum is coming to stay with me for a couple of weeks in November while her bathroom is being refurbished... aha.... 
October 30th, 2006 - 10:50
So how about getting Sophie Hilbrand as your housekeeper then
?
October 30th, 2006 - 11:18
Ooooh yes, excellent idea!
October 30th, 2006 - 11:29
RRRRRRRRR.Sophie Hilbrand.
Er zijn slechtere keuzes voor een housekeeper.
Suz, als je je turbo schoonmaakster hebt gevonden, geef een gil. Ik wil d’r ook.
November 1st, 2006 - 10:06
Oh, and if your wealth allows for a car, please do not get the Cayenne, it is officially the ugliest car in the world. Any other Porsche. Please.
November 1st, 2006 - 13:35
I looove the porsche cayenne…. sorry corrie
November 1st, 2006 - 13:45
Gordon Murray (McLaren designer/engineer, car guru, columnist) said the following:
“Truly disheartening and grotesquely hilarious, the Audi Q7 has in one sweep taken the title of the most pointless and ugly vehicle away from the Porsche Cayenne.”
So at least you could do worse still…