Ford is Cooler than I Fort

For some inexplicable reason I have always loathed Ford cars. As a child, I mistakenly thought it was a crappy English brand as there were so many battered and rusty Ford Cortinas parked outside council estates throughout London in the 1970's. The Ford Capri was admittedly quite cool, but just as unreliable as the other models. In the 21st century, Ford, to me, is a car which uninspired, frustrated office-workers drive through heavy traffic to their semi-detached, mock-tudor houses in Chigwell. Nothing could get me to buy a Ford - ever... or could it?

I recently came across this website (www.boycottford.com) which I thought would simply confirm my opinions about Ford. To my surprise however, the 'traditional' American car comapny was being boycotted by The American Family Association (a name that makes my hairs stand on end even though I really do like my family) for sponsoring an "Explicit, Sickening Homosexual Scene". What fun!

I really am pleasantly surprised by Ford and their apparently unwavering support for homosexual representation in the media. It might almost get me to buy one one day - although I think I'll opt for Volvo instead (owned by Ford in America). Yes I am a snob at heart and the Volvo estate will be perfect to pile my homosexually-produced family into

Below is the so-called shocking homosexual scene, so explicit that it couldn't even be described on the American Family Association site... Erm... have I been watching too much porn? Am I debauched? Or is this a perfectly tame scene?